Jessica Drops the Ball???

I guess you guys are paying attention!!  After two weeks without a single new post, missing MLB opening day, and Tiger getting mauled, Jessica is back.   I have relocated, and have been living without internet for a breath taking, boring, few weeks.  Finally, I found some wifi to steal, so here I am, back in the game!!  For those of you who expressed your concern, I appreciate it greatly!  Now, I am happy to report that I am back off of the bench.  I was not on the DL.  I was not ejected from the game, nor suspended or fined.  My absence was merely a rain delay.  Now- lets roll back the tarp and get back in the game!